Still Waiting

• Pathetic: You should go down on me.
• Douchelord: Yeah...I thought about it, but not tonight.
• Pathetic: What?
• Douchelord: I mean, you really deserve it. I'll surprise you with it another time.
• Pathetic: Dear lord, I can't believe you just said that.
• In case you were wondering how explicit we're going to get on this blog, yeah, we're going there. Even if he won't.