- Pathetic: You should go down on me.
- Douchelord: Yeah...I thought about it, but not tonight.
- Pathetic: What?
- Douchelord: I mean, you really deserve it. I'll surprise you with it another time.
- Pathetic: Dear lord, I can't believe you just said that.
- In case you were wondering how explicit we're going to get on this blog, yeah, we're going there. Even if he won't.